Agenda:

We are currently in an emergency meeting to discuss the recent outbreak of spontaneous human combustion in the break room. We have a total of 7 reported cases and are working tirelessly to find a solution.

The meeting will be adjourned when the break room is deemed safe again.

Current Status: IN PROGRESS

Next meeting: Break Room Safety Committee 456

We are currently seeking volunteers to join the Committee Task Force Zeta and help us investigate this crisis.

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