Agenda:
We are currently in an emergency meeting to discuss the recent outbreak of spontaneous human combustion in the break room. We have a total of 7 reported cases and are working tirelessly to find a solution.
The meeting will be adjourned when the break room is deemed safe again.
Current Status: IN PROGRESS
Next meeting: Break Room Safety Committee 456
We are currently seeking volunteers to join the Committee Task Force Zeta and help us investigate this crisis.